What's big and black and lives in our woods?
A bear.
What's big and black and naked and lives in our woods?
A bare bear.
What do you call a naked cub?
Barely a bare bear.
What do you call an annoying naked cub?
An unbearable barely bare bear.
And if there are two?
A pair of unbearable barely bare bears.
And if they are eating fruit?
A pair of unbearable barely bare bears eating pears.
Now add yours.
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These would have been perfect for the No-Talent show! :>)
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